Things About Felix at One Month Old
He gets the hiccups almost daily.
He heals like Wolverine.
He wiggles around pretty well.
His umbilical cord fell off, making him a real boy.
Umbilical cords smell. Really bad.
He smiles.
He hates Dolly Parton.
He falls asleep to Ke$ha.
He has never worn pants.
He has sweet baby breath.
He screams before he sneezes.
All his toes are the same length.
He has rubbed all the hair off the top of his head.
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